Season 5

Complete listed story — includes the ending

1. Wonderful Wonderful

Nancy is saved from execution because of her pregnancy. However, Esteban demands a test to determine if the child is "both male and mine." Andy confesses his love for Nancy and suggests that the family flee to Copenhagen. When Nancy tells Andy that she is carrying Esteban's baby, he enters a depressive stupor. Under Nancy's orders, Andy sets out to Oakland to leave Shane with Jill Price-Grey, Nancy's estranged sister. Doug and Silas visit the forest to plant MILF weed clones. In Mexico, Rodolfo calls Celia's "friends" for ransom money, but no one is willing to pay. When he realizes that Celia's organs cannot be harvested, Rodolfo dumps Quinn and kicks her out of his tent. Cesar begins following Nancy.

2. Machetes Up Top

Nancy escapes Cesar's grasp and has a hostile visit with Guillermo at the prison. Guillermo tells Nancy that Esteban is likely to kill her. Nancy visits Dean to get her affairs in order, and then has a sushi and whiskey. Later, she visits Esteban and begs him either to kill her or fully pardon her. In response, he rapes her, stating that she doesn't dictate the terms of the relationship. In Oakland, Jill and Andy get drunk and have sex; Shane records the affair with a camera. Doug and Silas are ripped off by a criminal operation in the forest. After learning that she isn't loved or missed, Celia pleads to Rodolfo to allow her to stay in his camp. Rodolfo studies Celia's behavior and realizes why Quinn is the way she is.

3. Su-Su-Sucio

Sucio replaces Cesar as Nancy's bodyguard. Nancy has menstrual bleeding that prompts a visit to the Mexican OBGYN; he tells Nancy to reduce her stress level. Silas asks Nancy for help to open a compassionate-care marijuana club with Doug; she agrees. Deputy police Chief Jones grants Silas and Doug permission to open the store, but he extorts them for money. Jill drags Shane and Andy back to Ren Mar. During Jill's brief stay, Nancy and Jill continue to spar; Jill reveals to the family that Nancy had an affair with her math teacher. Rodolfo ships Celia to Texas. Sucio disappears while taking a shower. Captain Roy Till begins spying on Nancy.

4. Super Lucky Happy

Esteban meets Nancy's family. After it is confirmed that Nancy carries his son, Esteban invites the Botwins to move in with him. Ignacio becomes Nancy's bodyguard and captures Captain Till, who has sworn to kill those who killed Agent Schlatter. Nancy incapacitates Ignacio and holds both of them hostage. Realizing this situation must end with one of them dying, Nancy reluctantly turns Till into Esteban, who has Till murdered. Celia asks for Nancy's permission to move into the Ren Mar house; Nancy rebuffs her. Andy finds Judah's passbook for a bank account worth $186,000. Unfortunately, the female bank teller, Margaret, was heartbroken by Judah years ago. In exchange for granting Andy access to the account, Margaret gets Andy to take him on a date as Judah. Doug and Silas find rental space for their store. Shane's teacher steals a large quantity of pot from him.

5. Van Nuys

Nancy visits Dr. Audra's clinic. Ignacio helps Shane and Isabelle reclaim the pot from their teacher, though Shane also steals other items and kills his teacher's cockatoo as a penalty. Nancy forces Shane to make restitution. Silas and Doug find a supplier for their pot store. Celia, who is squatting in Nancy's garage, discovers Sucio's body and blackmails Nancy into letting her stay longer. Andy has a creepy date with Margaret that ends with sex, and he is able to acquire the $180,000. Andy pushes Nancy to have an abortion and flee to Copenhagen. Nancy writes Andy a letter that states she and Shane have moved in with Esteban.

6. A Modest Proposal

Six months later, Esteban proposes marriage to Nancy, who accepts. Esteban has informed many people in their sphere of his intentions. However, he leaves Nancy the task of talking to Andy. In his depression, Andy has spent almost all of the $180,000 he acquired. Andy eventually blesses the impending marriage, but warns Nancy that he will not be there for her if Esteban dies. Just after Andy leaves, a vividly angry woman arrives and argues with Esteban; he promptly calls off the wedding. Chief Jones has been visiting the pot store in his police uniform and consequently reducing sales. Doug recklessly confronts and injures Jones. Ignacio attacks someone with a golf club in front of Shane.

7. Where the Sidewalk Ends

Pilar Zuazo, a politically powerful woman who curries favor with important Mexican leaders on Esteban's behalf, objects to Esteban marrying an American white woman, which could undermine Esteban's political position prior to his run for governor. Shane is still disturbed by Ignacio's violence, and he fears that Nancy and he will be killed after the baby is born. Nancy learns that her child will be delivered off-the-grid; she manipulates Andy into taking her to see Audra to give birth. Celia signs on with "You're Pretty," a direct-marketing make-up company. Unfortunately, she has difficulty selling their product. Chief Jones threatens to arrest Doug and Silas for their earlier confrontation. Doug's immature behavior leads Silas to threaten dissolution of their partnership. Later, Internal Affairs raid the marijuana shop and arrest Chief Jones. Nancy gives birth to her son.

8. A Distinctive Horn

Pilar visits Nancy at the hospital and threatens her. After Esteban refuses to sign the baby's birth certificate, Nancy writes in Andy's name. Nancy seeks Andy's help in raising the child; however, still upset over her rejection months earlier, Andy rebuffs her. He changes his mind after a disastrous date with Audra, who insults his immaturity and lack of accomplishment. Nancy re-hires Lupita as a nanny. Andy and Nancy hold a bris for the baby, where he is named Steven Ray Botwin. Esteban crashes the party and quarrels with Nancy. Dean agrees to help Doug and Silas reclaim their pot from the police. Celia manipulates Dean into giving her their pot that she can use to sell to her customers.

9. Suck 'n' Spit

Andy and Nancy adjust to raising a baby. Harmony and Simone visit Shane and reveal they may have chlamydia; Nancy takes Shane to the doctor for a STD check. Celia starts selling pot, adding the marijuana stolen from Doug and Silas as "incentive" to purchase with the "You're Pretty" cosmetics. After seeing Celia's success, Doug also starts selling "You're Pretty" make-up, hoping for some profits of his own. After going on a blind date arranged by Pilar, Esteban goes to Nancy and begs for a second chance to marry her. Before she can respond, an assassin shoots at Nancy and strikes Shane in the left arm.

10. Perro Insano

Audra tends to Shane's bullet wound. Nancy deduces that Cesar set her up to be shot by Pilar's assassin; she shoots Cesar in the arm in retribution. Silas moves into Esteban's house. As a wedding gift, Andy signs forms to legally alter Stevie's birth certificate to make Esteban the father. Esteban and Nancy marry. Nancy asks Guillermo to kill Pilar. Celia strikes a deal with Ignacio to obtain pot wholesale, and she then squeezes Dean out of her operation. After Doug realizes that Celia took his pot, he makes a deal with Dean to seek revenge.

11. Ducks and Tigers

The Reyes family settles into their new life. Adelita, Esteban's oldest daughter, arrives from Paris. Nancy manipulates Cesar to arrange for Guillermo's transfer to a Mexican prison so Guillermo can escape. Esteban makes a new run for governor against Pilar's man. However, Pilar has him arrested. Isabelle joins her father and Doug to plot revenge against Celia. Raylene, impressed with Celia's sales record, makes a sexual advance on Celia. Andy and Audra have a second date that is interrupted by an impromptu abortion protest held by Gayle. Andy invites Audra to live at his house, and she accepts.

12. Glue

Nancy travels to the police station in Mexico. Andy wants to propose to Audra and asks Nancy to give him Bubbie's ring—the engagement ring Judah gave to Nancy years ago—so he can give it to Audra. Nancy asserts that Andy is acting on infatuation instead of love. Disguised as an African-American police officer, Dean follows Celia and scares her out of the drug trade. At Esteban's house, Adelita throws a party, takes heroin, and is nearly taken advantage of sexually; Shane intervenes to save her. Nancy returns to Esteban's house and sees him on television with Pilar; they have reconciled, and she is supporting his candidacy again.

13. All About My Mom

Guillermo has escaped from prison. Doug tells Celia that Nancy put together a pot sales team in Agrestic. Still in full envy of Nancy, Celia decides to put together a team consisting of Isabelle, Dean, Doug, Ignacio and Sanjay. Esteban is upset to discover that Adelita is a heroin addict; Nancy arranges for Adelita to enter therapy. Andy proposes to Audra, and she accepts. Upon returning to the Ren Mar house, Gayle confronts the two with a crossbow; Andy flees. After looking at polling data, Pilar decides that Esteban's marriage to Nancy will not harm his campaign for governor. At a fundraising party, Pilar confronts Nancy by the pool. She tells Nancy that Guillermo isn’t coming to her rescue, that he’s on her payroll instead of Esteban’s, and that he is still angry about her ratting him out. Pilar also says she won’t kill Nancy or Stevie, but will set her sights on Silas and Shane to intimidate her. Shane suddenly appears and kills Pilar with a blow to the head using a croquet mallet.