Season 2

Complete listed story — includes the ending

1. Corn Snake

After discovering that Peter is a DEA agent, Nancy quickly exits his house and breaks off contact with him. Conrad dumps Nancy as a business partner when he discovers she slept with a DEA agent. Andy applies to rabbinical school to get out of serving in the Army Reserves and is assigned to write an application essay. Silas has sex with Megan in the Botwin house; this exacerbates the tension between Silas and Nancy. Celia has an accident at a dangerous intersection. After Doug denies Celia's request to install a traffic light, she decides to run against him in the upcoming city council election. Upset that Celia does not want him to be her campaign manager, Dean works for Doug's campaign instead. Sanjay burns down the bakery so Nancy can collect on the insurance.

2. Cooking with Jesus

Nancy calls Peter and cuts off their budding relationship. Celia gears up for her campaign with a family photograph. However, when Dean, Quinn, and Isabelle refuse, she opts for a personal portrait. She imposes upon Nancy for help with her campaign. Armed with her fire insurance benefit, Nancy and her team try to move on without Conrad. Alejandro leaves the group. Nancy attends a marijuana convention where she buys a plant to replace Conrad's plant. When the plant dies and Conrad fails to get himself a grow loan, the two realize they each need what the other has and they partner up again. Megan earns admission into Princeton University. When Silas replies that he can't get into Princeton because " [he's] not deaf," she storms off. Andy earns admission into the rabbinical school. Peter demands an audience with Nancy and tells her that he knows she is a drug dealer.

3. Last Tango in Agrestic

Nancy is upset to learn that Peter knows she's a drug dealer; however, he asserts that "Women dealing dime bags to bored housewives are below my radar," and develops a plan to make their relationship work. Celia signs Isabelle up for exercise classes and gets roped into them herself. Silas and Megan reconcile and have a sexual marathon; Silas punctures a hole in one of their condoms in an attempt to get her pregnant so she won't leave for college. Heylia develops a crush on her neighbor Joseph. Andy asks the rabbinical school administrator, Yael Hoffman, out on a date. Andy talks to Shane about masturbation. Nancy's team rents a grow house. Dean discovers that the Conrad in their group had sex with Celia. Peter and Nancy elope to Las Vegas so Peter cannot testify against Nancy.

4. A.K.A. The Plant

While campaigning, Celia and Nancy discover that most Agrestic residents are supporting Doug. Dean loses his job at the law firm and then punches Conrad. Celia is embarrassed when a talent agent wants Isabelle to audition for Huskaroos, a line of children's plus-sized clothes. Andy takes Shane to a massage parlor to get his initial handjob. Joseph calls on Heylia for a date. Andy and Yael have dinner together, but Yael reveals she does not want to date Andy. Peter and Nancy go to the shooting range on a date. After Nancy's team cleans out the grow house, a specialist installs the hydroponics equipment. During the installation, drug kingpin Aram Kashishian arrives and issues an ultimatum for them to move out. Despite Conrad's warnings, Nancy decides to continue the operation anyway. Silas tells Nancy that Megan is pregnant.

5. Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood

Nancy tests and retests Megan for pregnancy; all the tests read positive. Megan goes to talk to her parents by herself, leaving Silas to nervously wait. When Silas discovers Megan was forced to get an abortion by her parents, he goes to her house to demand an audience. Instead, he fights with Megan's father before Nancy picks him up. Heylia prepares for her date with Joseph. After Principal Dodge overhears Shane bragging about his experience at the massage parlor, Andy convinces the principal that Shane made it up to impress his friends. Nancy, who can no longer tolerate Celia's self-centeredness, ends her friendship with her. Isabelle auditions for the Huskaroos commercial, to Celia's dismay. When Conrad discovers that Kashishian has four grow houses within sight of theirs, Nancy asks Peter for help. Peter leads a raid on Kashishian's grow houses as a wedding present for Nancy.

6. Crush Girl Love Panic

After the raid, Conrad and Nancy discover that — in their panic — Andy and Sanjay had trashed the grow house. Because theirs was the only grow house that didn't get busted, Conrad concludes that Nancy is still dating Peter; Nancy admits that she married him for spousal privilege. A depressed Silas barricades himself in his room until Nancy agrees to buy him a car. Shane expresses a romantic interest in a classmate, Gretchen, and joins the debate team in order to get closer to her. Isabelle lands the Huskaroos job; in order to keep her earning, Isabelle opens a trust with Doug's accounting firm and designates Dean as her signatory. Yael sexually pegs Andy. When Joseph visits Heylia's house for dinner, Vaneeta confronts him about his religious beliefs. To smooth over relations between Conrad and Peter, Nancy arranges a meeting with the two men; however, her gambit fails when Peter advises them to not expand and instead sell all the plants to state-regulated cannabis clubs.

7. Must Find Toes

An Armenian canine eats two toes off Andy's left foot. Yael visits Andy with renewed interest after his injury, but she dumps him after Andy reveals he is leaving the rabbinate, believing his missing toes should be enough to get him out of his Reserve duty. On election day, Doug discovers that his name is not on the ballot. He mounts a last-minute write-in campaign, but Celia wins narrowly. After Dean reveals that he forgot to file Doug's paperwork, their relationship instantly sours. Celia reveals to Dean that she intends to mount an anti-drug campaign. Shane wins a debate over Gretchen by saying " George W. Bush " and appealing to resentment over the Florida election recount. Gretchen's response to Shane: "You suck." Silas asks Nancy to allow him to sell pot, but she refuses. Conrad considers ending his partnership with Nancy, but ultimately decides not to. Conrad and Nancy share an intimate moment in the grow house by smoking pot together.

8. MILF Money

Conrad and Nancy's drug business goes well, and they sell the new pot strain at a recording studio; Snoop Dogg names it "Mother I'd love to fuck", or MILF weed for short. Nancy and Conrad pay off their workers except for Andy, because he has been mooching off Nancy. Andy quits the team in response. Nancy goes on a shopping spree. Celia gives an anti-drug lecture at the elementary school, and formally announces that drug-free zone signs and video cameras will be installed throughout the city. Shane publicly opposes the campaign; he wins the respect of his classmates and impresses Gretchen. Realizing she is losing customers, Heylia confronts U-Turn, a local drug kingpin, who reveals Nancy and Conrad's operation. Heylia furiously confronts Conrad at the grow house and buys a large supply of MILF weed for re-sale. Peter reveals to Nancy that he is targeting Heylia as part of a plan to arrest U-Turn.

9. Bash

Peter leads a raid upon Heylia's house but discovers Joseph leading an Islamic prayer service. Realizing that Nancy had tipped Heylia off, Peter angrily confronts Nancy, pressuring her to quit the drug trade and marry him "for real." Joseph and Heylia end their relationship. Conrad and Nancy install a safe for storing their pot. Shane is elected to give the valedictory at his elementary school graduation, and he and Gretchen begin dating. Celia begins her term on the city council and reluctantly turns to Doug for guidance. While drinking vodka, their libidos kick into gear, and they start having sex. Shane witnesses Peter drive away while wearing his DEA windbreaker. While the Botwin family throws a celebration for Judah's birthday, Shane reveals Peter's occupation to Andy and Silas and informs them that Peter and Nancy are dating. This enrages Silas, who concludes that Nancy has given up on Judah. When Silas points out the risks of dating a DEA agent, she tells Silas that she married Peter.

10. Mile Deep and a Foot Wide

Heylia pressures Nancy into persuading Peter to stop the DEA's investigation into Heylia's operations, and Conrad instructs Nancy to marry Peter and quit the drug operation. Once Peter stops investigating Heylia, Conrad will move his operation elsewhere. When Peter tentatively agrees to this deal, she invites him to dinner to meet the Botwin family. Kat, Andy's crazy ex-girlfriend from Alaska, arrives in Agrestic. She implores Andy to join her on a road trip, but he refuses, committed to raising Silas and Shane. Doug and Celia continue their affair; Celia reveals that someone has been stealing the drug-free zone cameras and signs. Silas acts like a brat at dinner, impugns Peter's motives for dating Nancy, and flips off Peter; Peter mildly assaults Silas for defying Nancy's orders. Following the incident, Nancy tries to have sex with Peter, but ultimately sends him away. Nancy then calls Conrad, informing him that she does not want Peter back and she will never love him; they decide to string Peter along until the current crop is harvested. Unfortunately, Peter wiretapped their conversation.

11. Yeah, Like Tomatoes

Angry over Nancy's betrayal, Peter confronts Conrad and Nancy with his weapon drawn and demands they make a final harvest and give all the money to him. After that, Nancy will move far away so Peter will never see her again. Conrad makes a deal to sell to U-Turn, but U-Turn plans to steal their crop instead. When Nancy asks Conrad to leave town, he refuses and then kisses Nancy. Heylia visits Kashishian and makes him an unknown offer. Shane has developed a crush on Kat and expresses it in front of Gretchen, who becomes jealous. Kat notifies Andy that Abumchuck, a bounty hunter aiming to arrest her, has arrived. After making a pact with Doug to end their marriages, Celia informs Dean of her affair with Doug. Dean kicks her out and demands a divorce. Doug, however, does not break the news to Dana. Nancy tells the family about her plan to move; Shane deduces that Nancy is a drug dealer. When Silas storms out, Nancy invades his room and discovers the stolen cameras and signs.

12. Pittsburgh

Celia discovers video proof that Silas stole the video cameras. Still angry with his mother, Shane takes the parents of Agrestic to task for failing their children during his valedictory. At the graduation party, Shane and Gretchen break up, Doug and Dean fight, and Andy gives Kat the keys to his van; Kat leaves with Shane. When Andy learns of the kidnapping, he and Abumchuck drive off in pursuit. At the grow house, Sanjay shows up unexpectedly; Nancy hides him in the closet. While Peter waits outside the house, Kashishian's men — having been ordered by Heylia — sneak into his car and kill him. Upon arriving at the grow house, U-Turn and Marvin pull guns on Conrad and Nancy and announce they are going to steal their MILF weed. Seconds later, Kashishian's men arrive demanding their money for killing Peter. When Nancy opens the safe, she discovers that the pot is missing. She calls Silas; he tells Nancy that he stole it and demands to be cut into her action. Seconds later, Celia and a police officer approach Silas and his car in which the pot is hidden. The season ends with five guns pointed at Nancy.