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13. Kimmy Bites an Onion!

Kimmy decides to become a crossing guard. Buoyed by the success of "Boobs in California," Titus tries to win back Mikey with help from Jacqueline.

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Kimmy must get a 100% on her next exam or she will fail out of Columbia University. Titus realizes that his TaskRabbit song "Boobs in California" has become a viral hit. Jacqueline looks for a new job after her break-up with Russ. Lillian tries to convince Artie to buy a new heart. Kimmy tries to become a crossing guard and gets a perfect score. However, because of her marriage to the Reverend, a registered sex offender, she is immediately rejected. With Jacqueline's help, Titus gets his residuals and tries to use them to get back together with his ex-boyfriend, Mikey. During a performance, Titus admits that he will win Mikey back from his new boyfriend. Jacqueline decides to become an agent. Despite Lillian's own failings to convince Artie to buy a new heart, she helps Kimmy get together with another former student, Zach ( Noah Robbins ), who wants Kimmy to work with him at his new startup tech company.

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