The emergency room is flooded with patients from an annual Alamo reenactment. TC, Jordan and Kenny deal with a critically wounded patient who is disoriented and suffering from amnesia. The patient is also wearing a bracelet indicating he declines medical treatment, putting Jordan in a professional bind with Ragosa. Meanwhile, Drew must keep a severely wounded soldier alive while being miles away from help. Back at the hospital, Ragosa helps himself to aspirin in Landry's office but soon realizes he has taken something very different. Topher schedules a vasectomy operation and the staff can't resist the temptation to tease him at every turn. Jordan's long-distance boyfriend Scott, surprises her with a visit to the hospital.
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It's Jordan's birthday, and she is disappointed to learn that her long-distance boyfriend, Scott ( Scott Wolf ), cannot make it into town to see her. Her day only worsens with the discovery that Landry is seeing TC. Meanwhile, Paul, wanting to watch Topher do a surgical procedure, dismisses a patient's stomach pain and fails to read her chart. Drew completes a training mission with his army reserve unit, one of whom expresses anti-gay beliefs. Drew keeps quiet with his secret, but the training - and conversation - is interrupted when their vehicle crashes after swerving to avoid a bull. Meanwhile, Ragosa accidentally takes ecstasy, thinking it was aspirin, and Topher plans to have a vasectomy.