S3E8 · We'll Never Have Paris

AFC Richmond is on a winning streak. But Ted (Jason Sudeikis) is anxious, as Dr. Jacob (Mike O'Gorman) is taking Michelle (Andrea Anders) on a surprise trip to Paris, leaving Henry (Gus Turner) with Ted.

Keeley (Juno Temple) is horrified to discover that a sexually explicit video of her is part of a massive leak of such videos to the Internet. Isaac (Kola Bokinni) orders the team to delete all sexually explicit images from their phones to prevent future leaks. When Colin (Billy Harris) leaves the locker room, Isaac follows him and takes his phone to delete what he was looking at. Surprised at what he sees, Isaac looks back at Colin, gives a slight nod, before silently handing him back his phone and walking away.

Ted fears that Dr. Jacob will propose to Michelle in Paris, although his friends tell him not to fret about something that hasn't happened yet. Ted asks Rebecca (Hannah Waddingham) to hire a private investigator to follow them in Paris. Meanwhile, Nate (Nick Mohammed) and Jade (Edyta Budnik) sleep together after their date, but she is hesitant to label their relationship. Nate seeks advice from fellow West Ham staff members, but they are no help. Later, however, Jade describes Nate as her boyfriend.

Jack (Jodi Balfour) has her lawyers draft a formal-sounding statement of apology for Keeley to "minimize the damage" to her public image from the leak. Not wanting to apologize for something that wasn't her fault, Keeley refuses. Jack tells Keeley she should not have made the video in the first place and implies that she values her own reputation above Keeley's welfare. When Keeley shows no regrets, Jack ends their relationship. The next day, Keeley is visited by Jamie (Phil Dunster), who was the original recipient of Keeley's video when they were dating. Jamie apologizes for having forgotten to delete the email with the video, and the two share a hug.

Henry asks to watch a soccer game, so Ted and Beard reluctantly take him to a West Ham game. Nate sees them in the stands and nervously turns his back. After the game, Rupert texts that he will not allow Ted into the stadium in the future. Nate considers telling Rupert that he didn't mind Ted being there, but instead thanks him. Rebecca calls Ted to tell him that he shouldn't care if Michelle gets engaged. Meanwhile, Henry hears a busker singing " Hey Jude ", and Beard explains that the song was written to comfort a boy whose parents were divorcing. When Michelle and Jacob return from Paris and Henry leaves with them, Ted notes that Michelle is not wearing a ring.