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Early attempts to break into a vending machine at work, and accidentally cuts off one of his arms in the process. Later, Early's limb grows back. Glen informs Early he won't receive worker's comp since his limb has grown back, so Early intentionally cuts his arm off again. He proceeds to continue intentionally maiming himself to scam Dan Halen for more money. Halen enlists Sheriff to gather evidence of Early's fraud. When Early explains the scam to Sheriff, Sheriff decides to cut off his own arm. Halen explains that the wire Sheriff wore proved his own fraud, and furthermore Sheriff is not a benefits eligible employee. Ultimately, Early's limbs stop growing back, and he is left with eight hooks. Early cuts off Lil, Granny, and Rusty's limbs, and asks Halen how much he'll pay him for those. Theme song performer: Dwight Yoakam
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