EPISODE

3. The Fine Ol' Solution

Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.

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Early heads a campaign against illegal Mexican immigrants. Dan Halen initially opposes Early's campaign, but then decides to simply offshore his factories to Mexico. Sheriff and the Cuylers begin building a wall to keep Mexicans out, but immediately tire of the work and employ Latino day laborers to finish the project. Soon their wall is complete, but instead of the Mexican border, the wall only encases the Cuyler property. Sheriff and the Cuylers realize they are trapped inside and lack food, so they build a giant slingshot to launch Rusty out to procure food. Weeks later, the starving Cuylers – who have eaten Sheriff – receive a letter in Spanish from Rusty who reports he has married a Mexican woman and integrated with the Mexican community.

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