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After Granny takes ill and dies, Early takes her personal effects to an antiques appraisal television program. Her letters indicate she had an affair with Confederate General Robert E. Lee. Early and Rusty visit a Civil War museum exhibit depicting Granny's relationship with Lee. The exhibit features a quote attributed to Lee, promising to return from the dead and resurrect Granny with his lovemaking. Rusty suggests they attempt to make this come to pass, so they hold a seance at Lee's grave. Lee's ghost appears, and informs them he never had a relationship with Granny. They realize the letters are forgeries. Meanwhile, Sheriff, disguised as Lee, bids Granny farewell post coitus.
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