10. Burned and Reburned Again

Complete story — includes the ending

A lonely Early feels tempted to have sex with an unconscious Lil, but is stopped by Granny and Rusty. He goes into town to look for love. He strikes out at a rest stop bathroom, then visits Krystal and they promptly reconcile. Before long they are fighting again, and Early goes out to "chop wood" (his euphemism for masturbation) with a car tire. Krystal promises Early a treat if he comes home early from work, so Early rushes to work then leaves work a mere moment later. He finds the band 38 Special with Krystal, and they admit they were making love. The couple seeks counseling from the Pastor, and he advocates they both reduce their respective masturbation and infidelity. Back at home, the couple fights again, and Sheriff arrives to intercede in their domestic disturbance. Early initially blames his bruises on Granny, who Sheriff begins to arrest, but Rusty convinces Early to tell the truth. Sheriff arrests Krystal, and Early steals one of Sheriff's tires to make love with it. Sheriff protests, but Granny interrupts him, telling him to let Early "have this moment". Guest appearance: Don Barnes, Danny Chauncey, and Larry Junstrom of 38 Special as themselves.