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An amateur orchestra conductor demands to be addressed as "Maestro" by all, and Elaine falls for him despite his self-importance. Cutthroat lawyer Jackie Chiles files Kramer's personal injury lawsuit for getting scalded by Java World coffee, but their lucrative payout is jeopardized when a miraculous balm from the Maestro heals Kramer prematurely. The Maestro advises Jerry that no rental vacancies are available in Tuscany, goading Jerry to investigate the truth of the matter despite not wanting to rent there. George arranges a seat for a store security guard after seeing that he must stand all day.
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