S6E16 · The Beard

Elaine attempts to convert a gay man to heterosexuality. Kramer sets George up with a woman and, not having a photograph, describes her to a police sketch artist. Jerry hooks up with a female officer who then has Jerry take a polygraph test on whether or not he's seen the show "Melrose Place."

Plot summary and ending

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Complete story — includes the ending

Impressed by George's new toupée, Kramer sets him up with a gorgeous woman. She turns out to have gone bald since Kramer last saw her, but George's newfound self-importance makes him act too good for bald people. Elaine goes to the ballet for free as a gay banker's beard, but hopelessly falls for him for real, and desperately cajoles him to switch teams for her. Jerry goes out with a police officer, but cannot admit he watches Melrose Place as a guilty pleasure, and gets subjected to a polygraph test over his denial. Kramer feeds a homeless man, but cannot get his Tupperware back after.

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