S6E13 · The Scofflaw

When George learns that their friend Gary never had cancer as he claimed, he promises to keep it a secret from Jerry. Elaine gets all tied up in knots when she learns that someone said hi to her ex-boyfriend on her behalf. Kramer has a run-in with the local beat cop who tells him there's someone in the neighborhood who has amassed parking tickets for years.

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George is wounded that he was not trusted with news of Gary Fogel ( Jon Lovitz )'s cancer, so Gary apologizes by confiding that he faked his cancer. Thanks to George's poor poker face, the truth gets back to Jerry, whose sympathy Gary exploited to pay for a new toupée. Jerry cannot confront Gary because he promised George a cheap parking space. Kramer tells Jake Jarmel that Elaine "said hi", causing her to lose their post-breakup standoff. As revenge, Elaine steals the jealously-guarded secret of Jake's glasses. Kramer learns about a cop's pursuit of an elusive parking violator, which is repeatedly foiled by unlikely fiascos.

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