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S6E9 · The Secretary

George gets a secretary, saying he will go for efficiency and smarts rather than beauty. He hires a librarian-esque woman, only to find himself falling in love with her.

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The Yankees hire a secretary for George, and he chooses a bookish woman to avoid sexual temptations. Elaine must return a wide-girthed dress to Barneys, and suspects that they used skinny mirrors to fool her into buying it. Kramer writes Uma Thurman 's phone number on Jerry's dry cleaning ticket, while Jerry catches his dry cleaner wearing his clothes. Kramer sells the clothes off his back to Kenny Bania with Jerry's ticket inside just as Jerry needs to settle his dry cleaning accounts. George falls for his secretary's clerical acumen, and, in the throes of passion, promises her a raise despite having no authority to do so.

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