S3E14 · The Pez Dispenser

Kramer joins the "Polar Bear Club." Jerry gets one of Kramer's Pez dispensers which makes Elaine laugh during a piano recital of George's girlfriend, and that puts their relationship in jeopardy. Kramer has an idea for a cologne that smells like the beach and suggests that George make a preemptive breakup with his girlfriend, that will give him the "upper hand." The Pez dispenser has a remarkable effect during a drug confrontation.

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George frets that he cannot gain the upper hand over his pianist girlfriend Noel. He brings Jerry and Elaine to a recital, but Jerry creates a disturbance by cracking up Elaine with a Pez dispenser. With their relationship strained by the laughter, George preemptively breaks up with Noel to finally gain the "hand" he coveted. Jerry hosts an intervention for a fellow comedian's drug addiction, and suspects that his life went astray after causing a fatal Gatorade shower. Kramer dreams up a cologne inspired by smelling of the beach after polar bear swims.

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