S3E1 · The Note

Jerry and George's massages end up being more pain than pleasure when Jerry has a misunderstanding with the masseusse and George gets his massage from a man. Jerry and George get Jerry's dentist friend into trouble when they ask him for doctor's notes for physical therapy. Meanwhile, Kramer is convinced he's seen Joe DiMaggio in a neighbourhood donut shop.

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Jerry tells George and Elaine that insurance would cover his physical therapist massages if he got a fraudulent doctor's note from his dentist, Roy. George gets a massage from a handsome male masseur, but is paranoid that he may have felt sexual pleasure, and questions his own sexuality. Roy (Ralph Bruneau) writes fraudulent notes for all three of them, and ends up investigated for insurance fraud. The group doubts Kramer when he vividly describes a sighting of Joe DiMaggio dunking a donut.

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