2. Tit Punch

Complete story — includes the ending

After insulting Red's food, Piper is starved out by the kitchen staff. She struggles to offer up an acceptable apology to Red. Alex tries to give Piper a piece of cornbread, but Piper rejects it. With help from fellow inmate, Suzanne "Crazy Eyes" Warren, Piper manages to prepare a medicated lotion for Red's back problems; Red appreciates the effort and stops starving Piper. Suzanne later makes a romantic move on Piper. Meanwhile, the kitchen freezer is irreparably damaged, and Red manipulates Healy into buying a new one. Daya forms a secret friendship with Bennett, a friendly correctional officer. Flashback: Red attempts to befriend the wives of well-connected Russian businessmen in Brooklyn. Unfortunately, she tells an insulting joke that alienates them. During a confrontation, Red punctures one of the wives' breast implants. As compensation, Red's husband agrees to hold secret packages for the businessmen.