11. Dethrace

Complete story — includes the ending

Murderface plays the national anthem at a NASCAR race by playing his bass guitar with his penis. This event however is overshadowed by Skwisgaar and Toki's drunken high speed chase. They are arrested, but not be found guilty if they get their licenses and do some charity work. Offdensen proposes that Murderface produce the charity event as Skwisgaar and Toki take driving classes. Murderface plans to create a "NASCAR-type Theatrical Hybrid Event", though he never elaborates on exactly what this will entail, he eventually has to speak at a press conference to explain, but gets nervous and Pickles gives him a "special pill" that "slows down your heart" but has Speed, Angel dust, a hint of coke, and a splash of acid to counteract the low. Murderface not surprisingly has an enormously powerful reaction to the pill as he does not possess Pickles' near immunity to drugs, and he twitches and drools through his press conference. Meanwhile, Skwisgaar and Toki fail their driving lessons after refusing to drive out of fear. At the NASCAR event, Murderface, who is still delusional, rubs his butt on the racetrack as the cars race by, causing an accident. The style of the race and drivers vaguely resembles the videogame Rock n' Roll Racing by Blizzard Entertainment. Guest voice: Marty Friedman