9. Wines and Misdemeanors

Minutes before a rare wine discovered in the Montecito's cellar is auctioned off for $1 million, Mike realizes it is not genuine; a group of retirees checks into the hotel for a Sudoku tournament. Danny worries a sex-toy might become a rival for Delinda. The swimming pool is infested with topless crones.

Plot summary and ending

Spoilers ahead. Coverage follows the scope labeled below.

Complete story — includes the ending

A rare bottle of wine is found in the cellar of the Montecito, and Ed decides to auction it off. However, after a case has been bought by one of Sam's whales, the wine is discovered to be fake. Ed, Danny and Mike must find the authentic wine before the press finds out what happened. Meanwhile, Mike has to deal with the senior citizens' convention, specifically the senior women who decide to frolic around Bella Petto – the Montecito's topless pool. Delinda is having a lot of fun with a new sex toy, the Frisky Ferret, much to Danny's dismay.

Sources and content license

Source and revision history · Adapted from Wikipedia contributors, List of Las Vegas episodes. HTML formatting and reference markers removed. · Content license