2. Vicious Tiberius

Complete story — includes the ending

Mrs. Hayfer is going on vacation for the weekend, to which Josh volunteers to watch over her dog and house while she is away, dragging Drake along with him. Meanwhile, Walter buys an elliptical machine and begins working out to finally beat his arch-nemesis, Bruce Winchill, in their television station's annual 5k run. Drake and Josh arrive at Mrs. Hayfer's house where they soon meet her dog, Tiberius, who is a vicious Rottweiler that quickly traps the boys inside Mrs. Hayfer's bathroom. Later, when Megan returns home from oboe practice and stops by Mrs. Hayfer's house to look for her brothers, Drake and Josh notice that Tiberius happens to be calm whenever Megan is around, suggesting that he specifically does not like men. An animal control officer ( Buddy Lewis ) then arrives and is about to capture Tiberius, until the dog traps him in the bathroom as well. Drake and Josh then devise a successful plan to escape from Mrs. Hayfer's house without being mauled by Tiberius, using raw meat from her kitchen as a distraction. At the end of the episode, after Drake and Josh arrive home, Walter goes to Mrs. Hayfer's house seeking Drake and Josh, but unfortunately finds Tiberius. A frightened Walter then flees Mrs. Hayfer's house, with Tiberius chasing after him while Drake and Josh relax at home, blissfully unaware of what's happening.