14. Silly People

Complete story — includes the ending

Carlos and Gabrielle take in Xiao-Mei, a former slave who is faced with deportation, as their new maid. Susan finds out that she does not have health insurance, and Edie suggests marrying somebody quickly to get a health plan. Karl ultimately agrees to remarry Susan so she can use his benefits, but they both agree to keep Dr. Ron and Edie in the dark. Lynette is dismayed when she sees Ed taking advantage of Tom during a series of office hi-jinks. Bree sneaks into Betty's home to talk to Caleb. Later, Betty tells Bree that Caleb murdered Melanie Foster, Matthew's on-and-off girlfriend in Chicago, after she reacted violently to Caleb's advances; Betty blames herself for the incident and tearfully explains that she could not let Caleb go to prison. Felicia gives Noah a note revealing that he has a grandchild, after which Noah demands that Mike bring Zach to see him.