10. Spacecadeuce

Complete story — includes the ending

Emory and Oglethorpe, the Plutonians, awaken after months of hypersleep (which includes Oglethorpe being terrorized by a Xenomorph-like creature only to learn that the duplicitous Mooninites have conquered and enslaved their entire race. Now their leaders, Ignignokt and Err instruct Emory and Oglethorpe to investigate the S.S.S. Jon Don Ronald (a spaceship that resembles an ugly man wearing only briefs and socks) to recover three groups of explorers who've gone missing three months ago. The Mooninites also reveal that the ship is alive and carnivorous (but they're pretty sure it's sleeping), and is also not to be confused with its twinship, the S.S.S. Jon Ron Donald (an after-hours nightclub). Unfortunately, Ignignokt and Err can't tell the difference between the two, so Oglethorpe and Emory have no clue which ship is which. The Plutonians arrive at the Jon Don Ronald and the Jon Ron Donald and enter what they believe to be the safe ship, where they find remnants of the explorers hanging from the ceiling. The Mooninites call them via a hologram-wristband and inform that the carnivorous ship has fangs while the other doesn't, and warns them not to wake the carnivorous ship. However, the carnivorous ship is awoken by a living jukebox, therefore trapping Oglethorpe and Emory inside. It's then revealed that Ignignokt and Err don't actually want the ship or the explorers, but only to torment the Plutonians. Oglethorpe and Emory then try to escape through the ship's anus, at which point Oglethorpe's dad calls to tell him to "get is ars home for dinner", in which he explains that the Plutonian race hasn't been conquered or enslaved and that the ship they're in is actually a food truck from Planet of the Apes. As Oglethorpe and Emory are climbing through the anus they become trapped by the other ship, who turns out to be the homosexual lover of the carnivorous ship. Ignignokt calls the Plutonians to inform them that "there is no escape from this anus" and that he and Err are going to go watch Event Horizon.