8. Storage Zeebles

Complete story — includes the ending

Carl acquires a storage unit from his friend and invites Frylock to help examine its contents, only to discover the storage unit is a portal to another universe ruled by the mystical kingdom of the peaceful, woodland Zeebles. The Zeebles (consisting of King Zarfonius, Zorf, Zingo, Zaffy, and Bill) are willing to welcome Carl and make friends with him, even though they're aware of his unfriendliness, so they present him with a leaf collage as a present, which Carl couldn't care less about. Carl, eager to make money, begins draining the mythical land of its resources, such as cutting down all the trees, inviting rare game hunters to hunt down the magical animals, drilling for oil, and renting out the area for weddings. Upset about the current state of their kingdom, the Zeebles at-first decide to impeach "Carl the Difficult, Alcoholic, Unfriendly Giant", but Bill persistently suggests killing him, which is eventually agreed upon. The Zeebles decide to bake Zorf inside a Blister-berry pie with a knife and give it to Carl and for him to kill Carl when he goes to take a bite. The next day, Carl invites two soon-to-be-weds to the storage unit to scout the location for their wedding, where the Zeebles present Carl with the pie (which contains the outline of Zorf in the crust). Carl instantly suspects poison, so he forces Zarfonius to take the first bite, in which the Zeebles discover that Zorf died inside the pie when they baked it, which results in Carl poaching all the Blister-berries and inviting Zaffy back to his home so he can have his way with her. At Carl's pool, Frylock tries to reason with Carl to cease his imperialistic actions and to "leave those little people alone", which Carl turns down and decides to "steal their frickin' Sun". The Zeebles plot to attack and kill Carl using a taxidermy Moose-head, unfashionable neckties, burning baseball cards, an antique civil war musket, and old tax records (all raided from the neighboring storage units). Everything, however, doesn't even phase Carl and he unscrews the Sun from the ceiling/sky, which in turn summons a nocturnal creature called the Nightwolf which attacks Carl. Guest appearances: Bobcat Goldthwait as Zingo, Mary Mack as Zaffy, Bobby Moynihan as Zarfonius, Paul Painter as Wise and All-Knowing Bush, Paul Rust as Zorf, and François Chau (credited as "Dr. Marvin Candle") as Bill