9. Lasagna

Complete story — includes the ending

After Carl is placed under house arrest for assaulting a prostitute who bit off his tongue, he befriends an infomercial host who talks him into making wrong decisions when Shake tempts Carl with a homemade lasagna. The host pushes Carl off the roof of his house in another attempt to obtain the lasagna, breaking every bone in Carl's body. He makes up for it by giving him a milkshake that promises to restore his bones, however it ends up merging all of his bones into one. Shake leaves the lasagna near Carl's hospital bed as a gift, only for it to be a trap as Shake has the lasagna tethered to a helicopter he's piloting and the episode ends with Carl falling out the window. Guest appearance: Zach Hanks as Lance, Eddie Pepitone as Nick