9. Klaus and Greta

Complete story — includes the ending

Following an out-of-control New Year's Eve party, in which Jack left a drunken message on Nancy's answering machine, Jack decides to break into her house with Kenneth to erase the message while Nancy is on vacation. At her home, Jack finds evidence that Nancy's marriage is reaching its end. They eventually play the message in which Jack reminisces about their times in high school German class. Jack had the name "Klaus" and Nancy had the name "Greta". He decides not to erase the message, but Kenneth does so anyway. When they return, Kenneth realizes that Nancy's voicemail code stands for "Klaus", which means that Nancy does have feelings for Jack. Jenna enters a fake relationship with actor James Franco in order to counteract rumors that he is in love with a Japanese body pillow. She begins to fall in love with Franco but realizes that he is not in love with her and ends their relationship. Liz accidentally outs her cousin (Jeffrey Self) at her New Year's Eve party, so he decides to live with her in New York. While out together, Liz runs into Franco and his pillow. The two get drunk and end up sleeping together. The next morning, at Liz's apartment, her cousin decides to leave New York and go back home after seeing Franco and his body pillow.